GUERA BEEF, #99

"Moo B**ch, get out the way!"


COMMITTEES: Recruitment, Bout Production

WITH CCD SINCE: April 2010

TEAMS: Rink Rash Revolutionaries, Sucias

POSITION: Blocker

INJURIES: None derby related

ME GUSTA: Unicorns

NO ME GUSTA: Cockroaches

PRE-BOUT RITUAL: Watching derby videos and eating turkey bacon. At the same time. Seriously.

MY GEAR: Riedell 265 boots, Poisons wheels, Scabs knee pads, Protech Dent Mouthguard

MOST EXCITING DERBY MOMENT: The first time I put on my skates.