COMMITTEES: Intra-League, Coaching

WITH CCD SINCE: The first meeting at a local brewery

TEAMS: Rink Rash Revolutionaries, Sucias

POSITION: Blocker, league megaphone, token smartass

INJURIES: recurring bruises, velcro scratches, wicked ankle sprain

ME GUSTA: Colorful language, loud belching, leaving derby love marks with my bony shoulders, dachshunds and all you can eat restaurants.

NO ME GUSTA: Cold weather, rodents and John Travolta's toupees.

PRE-BOUT RITUAL: music, Pepto and overprocessing every aspect of derby

MY GEAR: Noggin-saver, pads and four wheels strapped to each foot

MOST EXCITING DERBY MOMENT: Getting my mild-mannered mom to jump up and down and yell for my team.