COMMITTEES: Merch, Coaching

WITH CCD SINCE: May 2010

TEAMS: Rink Rash Revolutionaries, Sucias

POSITION: Blocker, pivot, occasional jammer

INJURIES: Dislocated right knee & left shoulder. Various hematomas.

ME GUSTA: boys with muscles, hitting b**ches, coffee

NO ME GUSTA: the opposing team, going to the box, whimps

PRE-BOUT RITUAL: getting my hair curled by Sister Balboa and watching Nip/Tuck

MY GEAR: Riedell 265 with powerdyne reactor plates, atom poison wheels, lift and separate shorts, & the paramedics (cause they clean up my messes off the floor)

MOST EXCITING DERBY MOMENT: It's a tie between dislocating my shoulder in front of the crowd or successfully performing the hump block during a game.