WITH CCD SINCE: August 2011

TEAMS: Spitfire Sallies, Las Santas

POSITION: Blocker

INJURIES: Bruised thumbs

ME GUSTA: Skating backwards, karaoke, vaporizing my opponents

NO ME GUSTA: Echoes, humidity, cleavage fallout

PRE-BOUT RITUAL: Check the weather, take a nice long nap, wipe some noses

MY GEAR: Rock GT50s, Atom Trackers, McDavid padded shorts

MOST EXCITING DERBY MOMENT: Being drafted to the Sallies!